If the Red Sea Aint Red and The Black Sea Aint Black. Why has the sea of tranquility got no water ?. www.hovercraft-news.com

What is this rediculous craze for picking up Dog Poo. Don't you think it confuses the Dog when he looks behind him ?. www.hoverpod-news.com

If Man invented a car that could travel at the speed of light, would it come with headlamps ? www.f1hoverpodracing.info

Why are there so many UFO sightings ?. Come on, who in their right mind would come to Earth ?. www.f1hp.com

When I have nothing, I simply dream and get excitied at having very little. www.f1-hp.com

When I wake up in a morning, I like to smile. Get it over with !!!. www.f1hoverpodracing.com

My wife said she needed sex at least 6 time a week. I said put me down for 2. www.hovercraft-news.com